I was a man with a plan at this doctor appointment... and my plan was to operate incognito so I wore my hood up to conceal my true identity. It only worked for a little while and then the nurse came in and told me to take off all my clothes and there was the flaw in my big plan. Next I got weighed (24 lbs - 45%) and measured (32 inches - 68%). Dr Mancodi was really impressed by how smart I am so I showed off a little pointing to all kinds of body parts, speaking a few words, walking, running and even attempting a jump in her office (all while wearing just a diaper). Then I knew the shots would be coming so ran over to the door and tried opening it but the handles are higher than at home so no luck. Then I went over to her computer tower and tried turning off the power maybe if the computer was off she wouldn't know which shots to give me and then she might just forget all about it. But again no luck, Mama saw what I was up to and intercepted my play. My last move was to result in brut force so when Nurse Ratched came in and tried to hold me down I wiggled and squirmed so hard that she had to call for backup. And then what can I say backup came, shots were given, crying ensued and I even had a little reaction to the shots so we had to stay for 30 minutes afterwards to make sure it was nothing serious. It wasn't so no worries. Mama had water and animal crackers for me and the doctor came back in and gave me a book, a cup and a stick so life got much better. After we got the all clear I got dressed and decided I wanted to "sit" in the doctor's chair - yeah just sit... actually what I was doing was logging on and deleting my medical files so that we won't ever have to go through that again. But keep that little tidbit to yourselves okay?!
No comments:
Post a Comment